Greatest Book Review Ever!

A friend recently pointed me to the greatest book review I have ever read on Amazon, and I am reposting it here for your enjoyment.  Trust me, it’s not what you think it is.

“Please allow me to share with you how “The Secret” changed my life and in a very real and substantive way allowed me to overcome a severe crisis in my personal life. It is well known that the premise of “The Secret” is the science of attracting the things in life that you desire and need and in removing from your life those things that you don’t want. Before finding this book, I knew nothing of these principles, the process of positive visualization, and had actually engaged in reckless behaviors to the point of endangering my own life and wellbeing.
At age 36, I found myself in a medium security prison serving 3-5 years for destruction of government property and public intoxication. This was stiff punishment for drunkenly defecating in a mailbox but as the judge pointed out, this was my third conviction for the exact same crime. I obviously had an alcohol problem and a deep and intense disrespect for the postal system, but even more importantly I was ignoring the very fabric of our metaphysical reality and inviting destructive influences into my life.
My fourth day in prison was the first day that I was allowed in general population and while in the recreation yard I was approached by a prisoner named Marcus who calmly informed me that as a new prisoner I had been purchased by him for three packs of Winston cigarettes and 8 ounces of Pruno (prison wine). Marcus elaborated further that I could expect to be [...] raped by him on a daily basis and that I had pretty eyes.
Needless to say, I was deeply shocked that my life had sunk to this level. Although I’ve never been homophobic I was discovering that I was very rape phobic and dismayed by my overall personal street value of roughly $15. I returned to my cell and sat very quietly, searching myself for answers on how I could improve my life and distance myself from harmful outside influences. At that point, in what I consider to be a miraculous moment, my cell mate Jim Norton informed me that he knew about the Marcus situation and that he had something that could solve my problems. He handed me a copy of “The Secret”. Normally I wouldn’t have turned to a self help book to resolve such a severe and immediate threat but I literally didn’t have any other available alternatives. I immediately opened the book and began to read.
The first few chapters deal with the essence of something called the “Law of Attraction” in which a primal universal force is available to us and can be harnessed for the betterment of our lives. The theoretical nature of the first few chapters wasn’t exactly putting me at peace. In fact, I had never meditated and had great difficulty with closing out the chaotic noises of the prison and visualizing the positive changes that I so dearly needed. It was when I reached Chapter 6 “The Secret to Relationships” that I realized how this book could help me distance myself from Marcus and his negative intentions. Starting with chapter six there was a cavity carved into the book and in that cavity was a prison shiv. This particular shiv was a toothbrush with a handle that had been repeatedly melted and ground into a razor sharp point.
The next day in the exercise yard I carried “The Secret” with me and when Marcus approached me I opened the book and stabbed him in the neck. The next eight weeks in solitary confinement provided ample time to practice positive visualization and the 16 hours per day of absolute darkness actually made visualization about the only thing that I actually could do. I’m not sure that everybody’s life will be changed in such a dramatic way by this book but I’m very thankful to have found it and will continue to recommend it heartily.”

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The DreamOn Pro…

In my interweb travels, I see some pretty cool things.
I recently discovered a new software engine called the Dream On Pro.

Here’s an excerpt from the site:
“Kill hours of your free time believing you that a single piece of good looking software is your key to stardom…”

The Beatbox Chef

This is just too cool.  I laughed almost the whole time.

The indomitable Beardyman brings us the greatest cooking segment I’ve ever seen.

More Than Meets the Eye…

Now this is a cool video…
Props to Nick Greenlee for this killer animation.

Mac vs. PC (an ode to Transformers).

Is the Energy Crisis a Scam?

According to ordained Baptist minister Lindsey Williams it is. He was the Chaplain on the Trans Atlantic Pipeline in Alaska for a very long time, and spent time with the most powerful oil barons in the world. He wrote book called The Energy Non Crisis.

His claim?
” As a former Insider I know Alaska has plenty of oil, enough to supply the United States for 200 years.”

Here are a few excerpts from his speech:

Over a billion cubic feet of natural gas are pumped back into the ground in the Alaskan oil fields every day.

“What we pay at the gas pump is a form of taxation that goes to those who control the world.”
In the 1960’s, Henry Kissinger visited all the oil producing countries in the Middle East, and offered to make them rich by buying their oil, with these two stipulations:

1. All sales of oil must be in US dollars
2. Part of the money spent on oil must be used to buy the US national debt.

All but two countries signed on to this. One of the two that did not was Iraq.

Oil is the standard currency of the world. Whatever denomination oil is sold will be the standard currency of the world.

By a certain date, Iran has promised to flood the world with cheap oil, sold in Euros. This will collapse the value of the US dollar.

The World Bank and the IMF set the price of oil, and reap an even larger profit off oil sales than the oil companies do. He claims the IMF and World Bank also control the flow of oil from production to the refineries.

It costs $5 per barrel to get oil form Saudi Arabia, and it would cost $3 per barrel to pull oil out of the Alaskan oil fields.

He claims that within a year, the price of gas could be under $1.50 per gallon in the US. And he says that will never happen, because “the oil producing companies of the world that signed… would not be obligated to take a potion of their proceeds and buy the national debt. Our economy would collapse.”

Rev. Williams’ website says “…I feel I must discontinue my … schedule and remove the expenses associated with the books, speaking engagements and DVD’s.

Here’s a video of him speaking in late 2007. Truth or Wingnuttery? You be the judge.



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