A friend recently pointed me to the greatest book review I have ever read on Amazon, and I am reposting it here for your enjoyment. Trust me, it’s not what you think it is.
“Please allow me to share with you how “The Secret” changed my life and in a very real and substantive way allowed me to overcome a severe crisis in my personal life. It is well known that the premise of “The Secret” is the science of attracting the things in life that you desire and need and in removing from your life those things that you don’t want. Before finding this book, I knew nothing of these principles, the process of positive visualization, and had actually engaged in reckless behaviors to the point of endangering my own life and wellbeing.
At age 36, I found myself in a medium security prison serving 3-5 years for destruction of government property and public intoxication. This was stiff punishment for drunkenly defecating in a mailbox but as the judge pointed out, this was my third conviction for the exact same crime. I obviously had an alcohol problem and a deep and intense disrespect for the postal system, but even more importantly I was ignoring the very fabric of our metaphysical reality and inviting destructive influences into my life.
My fourth day in prison was the first day that I was allowed in general population and while in the recreation yard I was approached by a prisoner named Marcus who calmly informed me that as a new prisoner I had been purchased by him for three packs of Winston cigarettes and 8 ounces of Pruno (prison wine). Marcus elaborated further that I could expect to be [...] raped by him on a daily basis and that I had pretty eyes.
Needless to say, I was deeply shocked that my life had sunk to this level. Although I’ve never been homophobic I was discovering that I was very rape phobic and dismayed by my overall personal street value of roughly $15. I returned to my cell and sat very quietly, searching myself for answers on how I could improve my life and distance myself from harmful outside influences. At that point, in what I consider to be a miraculous moment, my cell mate Jim Norton informed me that he knew about the Marcus situation and that he had something that could solve my problems. He handed me a copy of “The Secret”. Normally I wouldn’t have turned to a self help book to resolve such a severe and immediate threat but I literally didn’t have any other available alternatives. I immediately opened the book and began to read.
The first few chapters deal with the essence of something called the “Law of Attraction” in which a primal universal force is available to us and can be harnessed for the betterment of our lives. The theoretical nature of the first few chapters wasn’t exactly putting me at peace. In fact, I had never meditated and had great difficulty with closing out the chaotic noises of the prison and visualizing the positive changes that I so dearly needed. It was when I reached Chapter 6 “The Secret to Relationships” that I realized how this book could help me distance myself from Marcus and his negative intentions. Starting with chapter six there was a cavity carved into the book and in that cavity was a prison shiv. This particular shiv was a toothbrush with a handle that had been repeatedly melted and ground into a razor sharp point.
The next day in the exercise yard I carried “The Secret” with me and when Marcus approached me I opened the book and stabbed him in the neck. The next eight weeks in solitary confinement provided ample time to practice positive visualization and the 16 hours per day of absolute darkness actually made visualization about the only thing that I actually could do. I’m not sure that everybody’s life will be changed in such a dramatic way by this book but I’m very thankful to have found it and will continue to recommend it heartily.”
So like I stumbled across this right. And what I find funny is how to comments are more interesting than the artical itself. Hell most things I stumble upon in these given days the comments are always more entertaining. It just goes out to say how the world needs to argue about every stupid little thing. But hey it’s cool it makes for good entertainment and awesome comedy -eats popcorn-
And to this man who proposed:
“To all stumblers out there: please try not to comment on every damn thing you stumble. Lately I’ve been stumbling sites with comments lists more than 10 times longer than the actual article, and that gets really annoying.”
GO FUCK YOURSELF AND DIE!
Sorry that was harsh but stop trying to kill us stumblers moments like cheesus! I hate you peoples sometimes you make me want to go stick my head in a bucket of water and drown myself…While being raped by the big blue cookie monster.
Words cant even describe how much you disgust me. I bet your mommma would be so ashamed of you. In fact I’m going to give her a ring and make her come down to your place and knock some sense into you boy!
Tsk, Tsk
LOVE YOU STUMBLERS
And guys…Be nice
-Caitlin
Yes yes, stumble.
Hey Stumble:
Me an’ Bobby Kennedy figured this one out:
Some men look at things that never were and say: “Get serious.”
I look at things as they are and say: “You’re kidding, right?”
Can someone explain stumbling? Nicolelarae@gmail.com
Great review but pointless copying it across..
This is for you Ghandi. Ha I had to read that book in my Substance Abuse class, this particular copy woulda really come in handy. Our teacher wouldn’t have made it out of the first class.
He went from shitting to shiving, and something as simple as a book helped him.
I love life, the reason why is that there are people out there that will post the following:)
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Haha this is awesome. Holy fuck.
To all stumblers out there: please try not to comment on every damn thing you stumble. Lately I’ve been stumbling sites with comments lists more than 10 times longer than the actual article, and that gets really annoying.
“Speak only if it improves upon the silence.”
-Mohandas Ghandi”
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Why can’t I give this two thumbs up- One for the article and one for the comments?
Bravo anonymous, comment posters, bravo